And wished us a life of normality
Said, "God made them
that way
and that way they shall stay!"
(A glimpse of her twisted mentality).
When feeding, she had to restrain us
For to give
us the milk to sustain us:
She stuck long rubber tubes
on the nips of
her boobs
And plugged the other ends into our anus.
As years past we began to grow tired
Of the strange
way our bodies were wired
No girls and no friends
a life full of dead ends
With a large kitchen knife, we conspired.
Now, the world is a much bigger place
Since the
day the knife severed our face
Though the split was uneven
there's no point in
grievin
we're just anxious to get to first base!
(And you were expecting
"Man from Nantucket?!")
- Mute